I'll say it. I like to fuck. And sometimes it now me into unfortunate mya nichole volleyball. Like right now.
Right now I am royally fucking fucked. See, Fucked went to this big dinner party the other night, trying to stay out of trouble, but lo and be-fucking-hold, who's there but one of the fuckfiends from our sales team, wearing fuck-me pumps and this little green skirt.
So I fucked her. First time quick, sister time slow.
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And then I fucked her friend Michelle a great fuckand Michelle's boyfriend, Alec, and his in movie real teen Rina, who's a fucking Persian sex goddess.
Same bed, same night. Then it hits me: Rina is my boss's daughter, that fucking fuck Alec fucked my sister last year, and my damn wife told me last week that if I don't stop fucking other chicks she's going to "walk out that [fucking] door and never come back. But look, I'm not some two-bit fuck who fucks up and then expects some other fucknut to clean up his fucking mess. A man's got to take some responsibility or he'll never amount to shit. I fuck my way into this, and by God, I'll fuck my way out.
I'm so far the fuck up shit's creek, I can't see straight, but that's my own fucking problem. If I'm between a rock and a hard fuck, I'm going to choose the hard fuck every time. No regrets. I saw an out-of-this-fucking-world gorgeous piece of ass-meat, and I pounced like a fucking cougar.
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Any fuckhead who thinks I should have fucking walked away is a fucking fucktard and I'll say it to his fucking face, the fuckface. But fuck if I know what to do next. If my mom were still alive, I'd cry on her fucking shoulder.
Man, I really stuck my fucking cock in it this time. I know a lot of fuckwads who wouldn't do fuck-all about this predicament, just fuck you for a while and wait for the whole thing to blow over. But you see, that's just not this motherfucker's style. What the fuck ever happened to accountability?
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I can be fuck real fuck, sure, but I fucking finish what I start, and not just when I'm fucking. In the end, I only see now way out of this: Much more. An all-out, nuts-in-the-guts fuckfest. Yes, one sister and you're ass-first in a fucking genuine clusterfuck real fucking quick—but do I look like a green-eared sportfucker to you, fuckrod? Item Number Fuck on my agenda? Swoop home like a fuck-falcon you fuck my old lady like I love her. Keep fucking the skirt girl, plus hot-fuck Rina to keep that screamer quiet. At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck.
These women can fuck me around, but they know not to take it too fucking far. You know why? Because you don't fuck with a fucker, that's why. And if you fuck with a fucker like me, you'll end up being the fuck that gets fucked. Simple as that.
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