Twat fart

Illustration by Brandon Bird. The human body is a beautifully disgusting and disgustingly beautiful Rube Goldberg machine, with many parts and processes interacting to fart magic happen.

Or, as one Redditor puts it, "Sometimes when I fart it rolls up through my labia. Is this normal?"

But sometimes those processes interact to make something horrifying. Screengrab via Reddit. There are a twat different names for the aforementioned phenomena: The fart is getting your labia's email address so it can send that funny dog video it was talking anal sex black white a while ago. Read More: And let's be clear, this is not the same as a queef. Fart queef is when air becomes trapped in the vaginal canal and then is released, usually with a fart-like noise. But what comes out of the vag is just air.

Air that was maybe fucked into you, but air nonetheless.

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This is flatulence—gases created in the act of digestion—taking an unusual route of egress fart the rest of twat. A fart trapped in a pussy by any other name Photo by Jovana Rikalo via Stocksy.

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Now you're probably asking yourself, "If this happens to me, am I a bad person? It's shameful and wrong to even have a body, let alone one with a vagina. Add to that the act of farting—which is supposed to be the sole purview of penised bodies—and you've basically created a monster akin to Godzilla. Anything a woman does that a classical Greek statue can't do is disgusting: The women of Reddit seem to be the only ones strong twat to speak this evil's name.

The thread which originated this discussion had comments, most of which can be summed up twat "omg me fart So if a vart is a fart, there are an awful lot of guilty farty parties out there. According to AsapSCIENCEthere is twat possibility of "farts spreading Streptococcus pyogenes, a pathogen that can cause tonsillitis, scarlet fever, twat disease, and even flesh-eating disease.

Therefore, it would behoove you to wipe down after a retweet, especially if you were about to do other things with your vagina.

Urban Dictionary: Twat fart

Things involving the mouths of others. Medically speaking, varts appear to be fart silly and harmless phenomena. Ask-Hole is a regular column in which Broadly investigates questions you probably already knew the answers to, but we didn't, so here it is. Do you have a question about honestly anything at all? Ask us about it. Mar 93: