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We all know his buddy Benny has tinymeat, but what about ol' Mattie? Does he has a plump package to match his plump bubble butt? And you'lll never know for sure about Matt, OP.
He's straight, he's married, he doesn't show more than brief butt in movies, and you will never, ever get to see it. And the lime-green trunks they were NOT Speedos were for a movie role of a dork. It's unlikely they would have allowed him to "show" like some stud. He's only marginally good looking in a well-scrubbed sort of waybut not even remotely sexy.
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If I had to picture his goods, they would be like a Ken doll's, just the slightest suggestion of a bump "down there. Oh right, just like if Pam Anderson was playing a role of a nerd, I'm sure the director would ask her "not to show" and be flat-chested. I'm amazed at how stupid your response is, R5. If an actor is playing a nerd chobits naked hot pics don't tell him to make his dick smaller.
I know a guy who claims matt Matt Damon cornholed him repeatedly during the winter of 87, and he naked pictures of girls gone wild on his grandmothers grave that Matt is hung like a horse. If it was in January or FebruaryMatt Damon was all of 16 years old. If it was Decemberhe was 17 his birthday is in October.
Did damon friend go to Matt's high school? How would he have known Matt at that age?
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I don't know if he is hung, but he must have a weird mind. Have you seen his wife? I am sure she is a nice person, but I don't know how he can stand looking at her every day. Her teeth and her jaw irritate me. There's got to be some shrinkage in the pic at Dick, but not so much as to account for that nubbin. R17, remedial math? How so? He was born in October In October he turned 16, right? So damon the "winter of " he was 16, unless you mean Decemberin which case he was As for "remedial English," I anxiously await your grammatical corrections.
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I stand corrected, R I made a typo and typed "you" when I meant "your. Did you see the link at R14? Matt looking for elephant meat, not horsemeat, not even pornstar meat. Just something bigger than a Vienna sausage, thank you. You are way too involved with Matt Damon. Your so called "math" crap is very creepy. Matt is Jake's boyfriend. They have been photographed millions of times holding hands in LA.
If you look further you will sometimes come across some crazy pictures of a horse hung Matt blowing buckets of cum all over Jake's face. Everyone in Hollywood knows this! Do you have evidence to refute it, R34?
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Colin Farrell certainly turned out to be well-hung in his porn video. He was thick but he didn't have length. He's not tiny but he's surely not "well hung". Look at the full body shots and not just the close-ups which are deceiving.
When it comes to Matt Damon, below is a link to a thread regarding the body part of his that is truly worthy of attention. I've also included a quote below from another board regarding said body part:. Well, obviously I'm referring to Matt Damon's head. Oh, and I realized he has a very curvy-womans Bum, also.
As much as I'd hope he has a big weenie, my money's on it being really stumpy, likely surrounded by ungroomed bushy pubes and hairy balls. Colin Farrell is not "well-hung", because well-hung requires that it be large when flaccid as well. Obviously, since hard cocks don't "hang" in the first place. The best part about Ben's tinymeat is that you know that, as a hairy guy, back when he was in high school when guys trimming their pubes was unknownhis thick black bush must have made his dick look even smaller, and he was probably very self-conscious and humiliated by it.
Ben is known to suffer from acute flatuance, and it gets really bad during intercourse, and that's the real reason that JLo dropped his nasty ass.
Gillian Anderson told her assistant who told a friend of mine that Ben had the smallest cock she'd ever seen. Some of these guys could probably take the dick of an elephant and still complain that it ain't big enough. What's with that? I don't like his ass, R Damn, damon can clearly see the head of Mattie's dick in R52's link!!
God, that gives me an instant boner. Naked group vietnam girls I'd love to suck on that dick dick and fuck that big "womanly" butt!!
No, R62, it was sarcasm based on an earlier post. As a gay matt, I find nothing about Matt Damon womanly in the least, nor would I be interested in such.
That butt is very much a manly butt, and is one of the great wonders of the Western World. Yes indeed, we too use "cookies. I know we do! You can thank the EU parliament for making everyone in the world click on these pointless things while changing absolutely nothing.
Otherwise, you'll just have damon find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs. I'm wondering who here knows if Matt Damon is hung damon not? Those lime green Speedos in Ripley didn't hold much promise.
He's dick big according matt the Bulge Report. I thought Ben was hung, too. Where on earth did OP get the idea he has tinymeat?