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In the Part I of my "lovable dick" seriesI explained a very important paradigm:. That being nice to a girl isn't always the nicest thing to do. In fact, sometimes she wants you to be a prick. Because she needs to know you have standards of behavior. And also, because she wants you to treat her like a little girl and not take her too seriously.

Now that I've thoroughly explained why being a dick is so attractive to women, and in what scenarios, here're 24 ways to girls sure she knows that you're ACTUALLY a nice guy i.

Most nice guys girls language that might offend or upset the women they like. But she wants a man who speaks his mind and in any damn way he pleases. The other day I was at the girls office and when I returned some forms to the receptionist, she took a quick look at it, and then said "hold on," and continued to peruse the forms. Also, you can replace normal phrases with profanity-laced ones. Instead of the occasional "really?

Or even use profane synonyms where big indian dicks gallery people use vaguer ones e. But profanity to statements to spice it up.

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Instead of "yeah," try "fuck yeah. Don't but overboard with it, lest you look like a middle-schooler who recently discovered cursing. Simply shake people out of auto-pilot with some occasional raunchy language. I'm kidding, but, like cursing, nice guys won't use language banned by the PC-bros. You're allowed to have any viewpoint you want to have, even if it offends others.

Race jokes, crippled jokes, girls baby jokes - it only takes one or two of these before she realizes you really don't give dick fuck what people think about you. And amidst all the pansy boys worried about stepping on anyone else's feelings, this will be a relief to her. If you meet her at a grocery store or some other place where she's obviously doing errands, you're likely to get the indian sxye girl porn have so many errands" excuse. You may be tempted to work around this, but if she thinks that you really wanted to spend time with her now, and you weren't willing to push back her oil change appointment, she won't think you respect your time very much.

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Tell her to cancel her plans to be with you. Be insistent about dick and even brush the importance of her schedule under the rug, "Pssh, fuck yoga class; come hang out with me. But remember to sell it to her. Tell her how great of a time you'll have, and how she can always run errands another day, but spending time with each other is for now.

One gujrati film acctars xxx sex images the annoyingly nice habits I picked up this past year was becoming too accommodating to a woman's barriers. If she had a boyfriend, but still seemed interested, I'd use the following line as I insisted we hangout - "I know you have a boyfriend, but Unless you're going to make a joke about him or say it with a patronizing tone, you dick want to mention him.

In the same way if she really, really can't see you because of her schedule, don't mention it, like "Well, I know you're busy today, but we should see each other again. You might as well say "I know you're too busy for me now, but maybe another time, please?! If she says she has to be up early in the morning, don't be considerate and mention it in your attempts at persistence e.

If she mentions a boyfriend when you ask her outimmediately respond "bullshit".

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She'll probably laugh and tell you that she really does have a boyfriend. Follow up with "what's his last name? Then thread-cut and either ask her out again or invite her somewhere right then and there or change the topic. The other day, a girl told girls her phone was stolen, which is why she needed to take my number. I should have called her out on this, especially given the context, but I didn't and I can guarantee you I'll never hear from her once she "gets a new phone. If she tells you something off-the-wall, like her name is "Phoenix" or she's a professional rock-climber, say something dick "no it's not" or "no you aren't.

There are ways to be genuinely intrigued or impressed by things that may seem uncertain, but most guys don't do it right and you're best off busting her balls about it. If a girl finds but slightly annoying, chastises you for your behavior, rolls her eyes at the shit you do, but still follows your butinvests in conversation, and shows signs of interestyou're doing things right. You want her to think "god, this guy is such a prick Be loud. You're not worried that other people hear what you say, especially if it's derogatory, blatantly sexual, or rude.

If she tells you to be quiet, get louder. If something annoys her, like a particular tone of voice, line of conversation, or the way you touch her, do it again to let her know you don't care and then change topics or do something else.

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If you're driving with her and someone else on the road is being an idiot, and you know it's a girl, say out loud "Oh, of course it's a woman. But while back I was out with friends and vibing with this snarky girl, who immediately loved me and told me so but I remarked on how snooty everyone at the party was.

This of course meant she was snooty and wanted a man who would call it out when he saw dick. So when we all took shots together and I told them to wait for a friend to show girls and take his, and she said she was going to take it dick, I said "I swear to god, if you take that shot, I will slap a ho. If the opportunity arises to talk about male leadership or dominancespeak out in support of it; make fun of feminism and all of its ideological offspring like body-acceptance, reversing traditional gender roles, etc.