While watching the movie Roadhouse the other night, I decided to take a trip down memory lane and revisit several films to view their sex scenes. Why would I do this? Easy, I needed a good laugh. For whatever reason, Hollywood seems to think that the average person is a yogi or contortionist. Sex scenes are designed to raise the room temperature, not create a potential ER visit. For example, one of the best scenes ever, in my opinion, is in scenes movie Body Heat.
It is a hot and steamy Florida night. Kathleen Turner stands outside her house telling William Hurt scenes he should go. As Hurt struggles with his internal demons, he throws caution to the wind and goes back to the house. Hurt tries the door.
Of course, it is locked and Kathleen makes no move to open it. What does William do? He picks up a lawn chair and breaks the sliding glass doors to get to her. They embrace passionately and start kissing. This is one of the steamiest scenes in cinema as far as I am concerned. To other people, this might be a felony. Patrick Swayze hoists Kelly Lynch up against the stone wall of his fireplace. We are supposed to be amazed at his prowess and vigor.
After all, he is supporting her and they are getting busy against a wall, for crying heat loud! In one scene, Kyle and Elizabeth are in a pool.
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They asian amatuer girls spreading to get busy and this results in Berkley looking like she is having some sort of seizure.
Trust me it is hysterical and totally unrealistic. Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone hook up in this thriller. In beach dogging tube middle of the dance floor, in a sex club, Sharon is doing some dirty dancing with her girlfriend. She sees Douglas lurking and looking at her lustfully so the two decide to put on a show for him.
He takes Sharon away from her gal pal and scenes two are practically doing the horizontal mambo body the dance floor. Another Joe Eszterhas penned script. I believe a pattern is emerging here.
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In this little number, Linda Fiorentino is seducing David Caruso on a couch. She straddles him awkwardly, narrowly heat important bits with her stiletto heels. As a result, Caruso turns into a bumbling junior high school boy and starts trying to put his arms around her.
He ends up looking highly uncoordinated.
I almost expected him to put some shades on and utter a cheesy one liner. Not sexy.
Not at all. Madonna body to be Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and fails miserably. So, she takes Willem Dafoe back to body place. Finally, in the bedroom, Madonna proceeds to bind Willem with his belt. Okay, for the record, wax is not fun. It is not sexy and it hurts pretty bad killing any mood you might be hoping for, just trust me on that one. Once again, Heat was laughing hysterically. Between the bad acting and the crazy situation, this flick definitely tops my list for the worst sex scene in recent years.
There you have it. I am almost anticipating that emergency calls would be made in some of sex situations. The explanations would be priceless, I am sure. Like Liked by 1 person. Like Like. Fact about Roadhouse….
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Julie Michael,the pretty blonde that mad orgy on the stage,she ended up becoming a very well known stuntwoman.
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Jade Surprise! Share this: Like this: Like Loading Next Post Soldier Boyz So funny, Don! Probably for the best. It has Sharon Stone, I body, so…. LOL Like Liked by 1 person.
Both require athleticism.